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Panic ProfiteersIt needs to stop. Support the Show Track Anti-LGBTQ Legislation
Homo for the HolidaysAs the year ends, Alex and Mattie watch Hallmark’s FIRST movie featuring a gay couple: THE HOLIDAY SITTER.
None of Us Were SurprisedAlex and Mattie discuss the shooting at Club Q in Colorado Springs. This is a rough one, but we wanted to talk about it.
Hyatt Hotel Hot TubMattie shares his experiences with his second wedding in a suit and his first time in a hot tub with another man. 😜
Technically Queer: Transhumanism Moral PanicHey para-pals, Alex here! I hate feed drops, but I'm a hypocrite and doing one anyway. I think you might like a new podcast I'm doing with some other trans friends of ours called Technically Queer. If you don't like computers, you will not like this s
Heartstopper=HeartwarmingJoin Quinn and Mattie as they discuss the sweetest gay show currently on tv- Heartstopper.
Big Ol' Gay StoreIt’s that time of year again- Pride Month! Join Alex and Mattie as they revisit rainbow capitalism and how it has evolved since last year.
Schitt's Creek- A Queer UtopiaReleased from behind the pay wall! Join Alex, Mattie, and Quinn as they discuss Schitt's Creek. Happy Pride Month!
Bi Erasure and Representation (Re-Release)Join editor Quinn Rose and Mattie as they discuss the controversies around bi representation and erasure in the media up until 2020.
The Most MidwestEnjoy a trip with Alex and Matt to the most midwest of places- the Wisconsin Dells. Join us as we discuss navigating a water park resort while openly trans.
Don’t Think of the ChildrenAlex talks to special guest and friend of the show Sydney Anderson about the anti-trans legislation across the United States.
Love The Soap, I'm a Clean BoyWalk the halls of Grey-Sloan Memorial Hospital with Alex and Mattie as they discuss the progression of trans character story-lines in the show Greys Anatomy.
The Pec DanceJoin Alex and Mattie as they discuss what it's like for Mattie's chest two years post top surgery.
A Lawnmower For Your FaceWhy is body hair perceived as “masculine”? How can we change that narrative in society?
Same Shit Different DayHello! Welcome to 2022 and a new episode of Two Headed Girl. Join Mattie as he discusses a new trajectory for the show. Then, catch up with him on his gender journey.
Hickeys for the HolidaysJoin Mattie as he discusses how to be a good ally this holiday season. Get some gender affirming gift ideas! Along with some tips on how to help the queer people in your life handle holiday get-togethers. Happy Holigays from Alex and Mattie!
My Cats Call Me "Mom"Mattie answers your newest questions about gender! What pronouns should you use if someone uses she/they? Did you question your transition? Would you eat a whole box of donuts, or a full cake? Come for the hot queer takes.
Spoilers! Everybody’s Dead.Alex and Mattie discuss the queer, fabulous, and gloriously gory American Horror Story: Hotel, and the star character who makes it worth watching.
Lasagna With TeethTRANSTOBER CONTINUES! We decided to release a pay-walled episode form a few years ago where we discuss one of our favorite horror films of all time: Jennifer's Body.
Martha Stewart of MurderersHappy Trans-tober! In this episode Mattie and Alex discuss queer stereotypes and tropes in the 1991 movie Silence of the Lambs. 🚨SPOILERS FOR SILENCE OF THE LAMBS! 🚨
GayborhoodsMattie gives his hot takes on Elliot Page’s Met Gala suit, vocal training, and feeling comfortable in queer neighborhoods. Email us your scary movie suggestions (including queer characters) at twoheadedgirlfm@gmail.com or reach out on Twitter or Instag
HodgepodgeAlex and Mattie flew across the world to feel completely at home.
Acceptable NipplesIn this solo episode, Mattie discusses his complicated feelings towards transmasc shirtless selfies. He shares about his own experiences with top surgery and being shirtless––along with the negative effects that sharing post-op selfies on social media can
Rainbow PrideHappy belated Pride! This year, the biggest companies in the world had more rainbow merchandise than ever. We thought everyone could use a break from the "discourse," but we're back to talking about how corporations are profiting off the queer community.
Bored and MeanMattie and Alex don't think that yelling at celebrities counts as trans liberation.
My Chest is Going to Slide OffMattie shares what it's like one year after his top surgery, what continues to surprise him, and what Alex should do differently for their own.
Being a Human is Hard SometimesAlex finally talks about being their transition, internalized transphobia, and why they were able to talk about top surgery for the first time on a different podcast. We know it sounds like a weird one. It is. But we really hope you like it.
Happy HoliGaysAlex and Mattie wish you the Happiest Season.
We Just Want to Pee and PodcastAlex and Mattie journey into the world of bathrooms: why cis people are so obsessed with them, how weirdly shaped they can be, and the paranoia around automatic toilets.
Coward HaircutIn this episode, Alex and Mattie discuss body hair and the gendered implications that go along with it. Warning that between 19:05-25:00 we discuss ahem "personal grooming. If you want to see some really embarrassing haircuts, head on over to our Pat
I Left My Tits in Michigan: Part 3In the third episode of our titty chop series, Mattie reflects by himself, on the healing process a few months after surgery, and what the aftercare process is like. Content Warning: Mattie uses a lot of physical terminology about chests and graphic
I Left My Tits in Michigan: Part 2In the second episode of our titty chop series, we discuss what post-op recovery is like the first week after surgery. Content Warning: We use a lot of physical terminology about chests in this one.
I Left My Tits in Michigan: Part 1In the first part of our titty chop series, Alex and Mattie discuss the process of pre-paring for top surgery. No virus talk in this one! We only discuss getting rid of boobs.
Queer QuarantineThis isn't a sad episode, we promise. Also, Alex forgot it was Trans Day of Visibility! Happy TDOV!
Constant Grind: Q&AAlex and Mattie answer listener questions!
Gender is a Young Man’s GameMattie starts to talk about his favorite movie, but then stuff gets a little too real with Alex and they end up talking about transness and gender politics.
Auntie J is a BlabbermouthMattie and Alex offer up some of their experiences with the good and the bad of being queer during the holiday season.
We're All Broken PeopleMattie and Alex unpack the baggage of mental illness when you're trying to juggle coming out, transitioning, and just being super duper awkward.
They’re My DonglesAlex and Mattie talk about chests. Or, "this is an episode about boobs but let's pretend it's a little more nuanced than that."
Dorito BodyWelcome to Two Headed Girl: a show about gender, our minds, and all kinds of transitions. Mattie and Alex try to define different types dysphoria while looking back at some of the changes from the last two years.
Liberate Neopets from GenderWelcome to Two Headed Girl: a show about gender, our minds, and all kinds of transitions. Mattie shares his coming out experience, and Alex is kind of a jerk about it.
My WifeWelcome to Two Headed Girl: a show about gender, our minds, and all kinds of transitions. Alex asks Mattie about what he wants out of a show, how they've messed up, and why husbands suck.
Welcome to Two Headed GirlWelcome to Two Headed Girl, a show about gender, our minds, and identity. We're really scared to start publishing episodes. We hope you'll like our stories.
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